Beware Orcs bearing Argharuk

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Elf-tossing is fun
Is it a game, or a sport?
Bothersome question.

The rules are simple:
Toss elf from tree, see how far
the little bits fly

Tenderized squeaky!
Twitching, broken bones protrude...
I suck the marrow.


Ah, Argharuk translates poorly into Common, but I had to share.


Stupid languages
Many syllables wasted
I prefer Orcish.