Seagull slicing and setups with Sithen.
Nov. 13th, 2002 10:37 amEveryone so silly. No one understands innate genius of cute Iltyr boy, including deranged older brother with silk fetish. Am feeling v.sulky, and am considering staying up all night and watching movies on adult channel crystal ball.
All started when trying to fly model 4.1 kite, which went well – v.good! Until stupid building got in way. Kite performed well under stress, being victorious against numerous roof tiles, two windows, and a seagull. Alas, ridiculous invisible 'wind' force saw fit to wrap pretty pretty kite around top of statue in Inkeeper's Square. Impressive, when consider was made from sheet metal.
Was looking up and thinking about possibility of cutting statue off at base to get kite down when pretty pretty Arcanist Kelindel showed up. Sadly deranged woman, quite insane – thinks is Warrior, not Arcanist, but have known for some time that policy decision to use lead pipes in Arcanist houses would lead to strange behaviour. Then again, this is caste who thinks that licking paint is entertaining.
Despite cunning ruse of holding control mechanism behind back and looking innocent, Arcanist used unfair magical powers to detect I was owner of kite. Reminded of old Mechanista saying – "Never use 1/4 socket wrench on a 1/8 bolt." Also "Never trust an Arcanist."
However, was most impressed when Kelindel used unfair magical powers to remove kite from statue – alas, my poor baby was bent. Shed bitter tears, hugging kite to self - shed more when realised how sharp edges were. Eventually folded kite into box – with use of spanner and 'encouragement' and remembered had not brought Cathal her continental breakfast and complimentary sachet of whipped butter.
So hard, getting whip that tiny.
Invited pretty Arcanist Kelindel up to see Cathal on pretext of delivering nibblies. Since Cathal has been romping with grubby Warrior-woman, think that mercury-addled Arcanist is likely improvement. Have plans for romantic dinner, candle light, and poss. of marriage, leading to actually having masculine sister in family as well as female brother. Feel it would be unfair to warn Kelindel beforehand, since still owe her for unpleasant lecture on caste behaviour.
Cathal getting better – yay! Er, also getting more irate, which means nearly back to normal self. Arcanist notices artwork and makes comments about healing damage – v.good! Obviously sign of romantic interest, wishes to mother Cath, wipe fevered brow, etc. Try to encourage by dropping kite loudly – 'Oh, I cannot hear or see you, since I am picking up dozens of fragments of razor sharp metal etc'. Alas, does not work – am told not to be clumsy.
Note. Floor of Cath's room developing lovely dark polish to wood grain from amount of Iltyr blood spilt on it. Must consider method for purposes of decoration.
Unfortunately, Kelindel brings up very sensitive topic re Cathal, expressed in vein of "You’re a confused woman who dresses like a man."
So untrue! Is man who dresses like man, or...possibly brother who is actually sister, or maybe...begin to wonder if Cathal is source of own confusion about gender. Must investigate. Still, Arcanist is big ugly ugly meanie, and not suitable for prospective husb...wif...er...partner for Cath. Am told to escort Arcanist out, which is v.unfair, since cannot order around person of higher Caste. Fortunately, Kelindel throws typical Arcanist hissy fit and storms off by herself. Yay!
Comment on rudeness and how poor Cathal is not happy and how when Father comes back all will be well. Rather regret saying this, as transforms into huge huffy fight over lack of ability of family members to return remote, take out garbage, and not inflict horrific injuries on each other. Get snitty, since was not badly hurt – only required week's hospitalization, and besides, Father loves me v.much. Is sign of affection! Is really! Is...IS!
V.embarrassing, as cry like small human monkey-child and stomp foot and run out of room. Practically trip over Arcanist who is listening at door. She attempts to have 'sharing and caring' session and hug me. Suddenly realise what went wrong – aiee, she likes me, not Cath! Not surprised, as am, frankly, gorgeous, but fifty years under legal age limit. Must break impossibility of situation to her gently.
Damn. Always something goes wrong.
People severely disturbed today – 2. Kelindel and Cathal. V.good!
Note from the chronicaller...even less factual than all the others, as the RP was extremely...angsty. Oh the angst! The ANGST! But, nevertheless, for once it was Sithen who left in tears. Or, well, at least upset.
All started when trying to fly model 4.1 kite, which went well – v.good! Until stupid building got in way. Kite performed well under stress, being victorious against numerous roof tiles, two windows, and a seagull. Alas, ridiculous invisible 'wind' force saw fit to wrap pretty pretty kite around top of statue in Inkeeper's Square. Impressive, when consider was made from sheet metal.
Was looking up and thinking about possibility of cutting statue off at base to get kite down when pretty pretty Arcanist Kelindel showed up. Sadly deranged woman, quite insane – thinks is Warrior, not Arcanist, but have known for some time that policy decision to use lead pipes in Arcanist houses would lead to strange behaviour. Then again, this is caste who thinks that licking paint is entertaining.
Despite cunning ruse of holding control mechanism behind back and looking innocent, Arcanist used unfair magical powers to detect I was owner of kite. Reminded of old Mechanista saying – "Never use 1/4 socket wrench on a 1/8 bolt." Also "Never trust an Arcanist."
However, was most impressed when Kelindel used unfair magical powers to remove kite from statue – alas, my poor baby was bent. Shed bitter tears, hugging kite to self - shed more when realised how sharp edges were. Eventually folded kite into box – with use of spanner and 'encouragement' and remembered had not brought Cathal her continental breakfast and complimentary sachet of whipped butter.
So hard, getting whip that tiny.
Invited pretty Arcanist Kelindel up to see Cathal on pretext of delivering nibblies. Since Cathal has been romping with grubby Warrior-woman, think that mercury-addled Arcanist is likely improvement. Have plans for romantic dinner, candle light, and poss. of marriage, leading to actually having masculine sister in family as well as female brother. Feel it would be unfair to warn Kelindel beforehand, since still owe her for unpleasant lecture on caste behaviour.
Cathal getting better – yay! Er, also getting more irate, which means nearly back to normal self. Arcanist notices artwork and makes comments about healing damage – v.good! Obviously sign of romantic interest, wishes to mother Cath, wipe fevered brow, etc. Try to encourage by dropping kite loudly – 'Oh, I cannot hear or see you, since I am picking up dozens of fragments of razor sharp metal etc'. Alas, does not work – am told not to be clumsy.
Note. Floor of Cath's room developing lovely dark polish to wood grain from amount of Iltyr blood spilt on it. Must consider method for purposes of decoration.
Unfortunately, Kelindel brings up very sensitive topic re Cathal, expressed in vein of "You’re a confused woman who dresses like a man."
So untrue! Is man who dresses like man, or...possibly brother who is actually sister, or maybe...begin to wonder if Cathal is source of own confusion about gender. Must investigate. Still, Arcanist is big ugly ugly meanie, and not suitable for prospective husb...wif...er...partner for Cath. Am told to escort Arcanist out, which is v.unfair, since cannot order around person of higher Caste. Fortunately, Kelindel throws typical Arcanist hissy fit and storms off by herself. Yay!
Comment on rudeness and how poor Cathal is not happy and how when Father comes back all will be well. Rather regret saying this, as transforms into huge huffy fight over lack of ability of family members to return remote, take out garbage, and not inflict horrific injuries on each other. Get snitty, since was not badly hurt – only required week's hospitalization, and besides, Father loves me v.much. Is sign of affection! Is really! Is...IS!
V.embarrassing, as cry like small human monkey-child and stomp foot and run out of room. Practically trip over Arcanist who is listening at door. She attempts to have 'sharing and caring' session and hug me. Suddenly realise what went wrong – aiee, she likes me, not Cath! Not surprised, as am, frankly, gorgeous, but fifty years under legal age limit. Must break impossibility of situation to her gently.
Damn. Always something goes wrong.
People severely disturbed today – 2. Kelindel and Cathal. V.good!
Note from the chronicaller...even less factual than all the others, as the RP was extremely...angsty. Oh the angst! The ANGST! But, nevertheless, for once it was Sithen who left in tears. Or, well, at least upset.