Oooh! Haiku!

[sithen.livejournal.com]

Here's mine!

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	sithen
Your haiku:	found picture of v.pretty i am not a bad boy i'm just...sniffle...easily
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Created by Grahame

Easily what?!

And here's Cathal's!

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	cathal
Your haiku:	seems to be failing pout trip down to sithen's strange monkey mating spoke
Username:
Created by Grahame

Oooh, and Calair's...

LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:	calair
Your haiku:	gets given a holy quest/smacked down by his god am journal having
Username:
Created by Grahame

At least there weren't any ogres. Noddle.

I feel I must protest.

[bard-susanna.livejournal.com]

To: The Appropriate Authorities.

It has come to my attention that a certain graftnok, known to be an Orc, has managed to hack through the firewall for shinyshinyelves and now has posting privileges.

Unless the authorities responsible for access on this group can apply themselves to this disastrous situation, we will be inundated with argharuk doggerel instead of being able to peruse the true glories of eahi and the sweet tales of myself.

It would be intolerable were the limerical whinings of colin_cletus and other short-legged fuzz-faced races allowed on our glorious community. Should this abomination manage to break the internal security, serious action will have to be taken.

Yours sincerely,

Susanna
Bard, Darkon.

Bad touching and...

[sithen.livejournal.com]

During which our hero discovers that older siblings can be made to have coronaries.

( Nice touching. )