Suitable and Unsuitable Publications

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A publication suitable for Elvish minds to read
Is difficult indeed to find, and yet there is a need,
And while such erudite displays of eahi, lore and fact
Are absent from the Delros stores, (and oh, we feel the lack),
We must content ourselves instead with lesser works and tomes,
Delivered ev'ry second week to hovel, house and home,
Thus for your education, and to better see our plight
I give the Delros Chronicle, that tabloid piece of shite.