Still the prettiest!

[sithen.livejournal.com]

More slogans!

Taste the Shiny Shiny Elves. Worried look.
Shiny Shiny Elves - The Best A Man Can Get. All of the best men are shiny shiny elves!
It's Just For Me And My Shiny Shiny Elves. Gloat
Nobody Does It Like the Shiny Shiny Elves. Prance! Hairflick. Preen!
I Feel Like Shiny Shiny Elves Tonight. Don't we all?
Happiness is Shiny Shiny Elves-Shaped. Perk!
Just for the Taste of Shiny Shiny Elves. Dubious look.
Does you, or does you don't take Shiny Shiny Elves? Extremely worried look. Sounds like...ogre or something. Panic!

And, of course:

Australians Wouldn't Give A Shiny Shiny Elves For Anything Else. What do they say about Australians in the Wolves Glen Pub again?

(no subject)

[silverblue.livejournal.com]

Given a stirling defence, we have magnanimously opened our doors to the v.good sicariusderex. We feel that despite his background he should be given the opportunity to enjoy what racial rights elves have - nancing, looking down one's long noses, and receiving ear worship as appropriate.

I now ask you all to bow your heads for a rendition of the National Elf Song.